nextian: "I screw robots." (i ((~~~ robots)
I've come to the conclusion that [livejournal.com profile] quigonejinn hates babies, puppies, and America, because she's posted like twenty fics in the past couple of weeks for Iron Man that have just destroyed me. So here is some curative fluff.

This Thing We Have, 500 words, Iron Man, Pepper/Tony/Rhodey. Rhodey's got a promotion, Pepper's got a few drinks in her, and Tony has an ego the size of the Space Needle. Warnings only for foreplay.

what she's got, you can't spell, and what you've got, you used to have. )
nextian: A woman with her eyes closed, with peas falling all around her face. No, I don't know either. (world peas)
On today's Fandom Is Ruining My Life, I sat next to the baby Winchesters today on my plane. They were already fuzzily reminding me of someone(s) because Older Kid had Jensen's hair and Younger Kid had Jared's and also there was no observable parent and they kept hitting each other, but luckily it wasn't till the plane was actually taxiing that Younger Kid, in fact, called Older Kid 'Dean.' Also, while reading the best Vanity Fair ever, in which (as the last link tells you) there was an article about Bill Clinton's wild ride, I, er, kept replacing Bill Clinton's name in my head with Tony Stark's. It kind of made a terrifying amount of sense. Really. ...Look, don't judge me, it's been a long time since I last slept.

Anyway, I'm home safe and sound; my computer is not, so I will be around intermittently while we try to get that detail sorted out. I love you all and leave you with the best ad ever, which was also in the Best Vanity Fair Ever, which is probably a sign that I need to get a life.
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (iron man: funvee/humdrumvee)
Seriously. New hobby, I needs it.

Cameraman, Tony/Rhodey, 300 words, crack porn & spoilers.

Read more... )
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (iron man: tony stark)
[livejournal.com profile] bravecows, [livejournal.com profile] pushingmetaphor, and [livejournal.com profile] yeloson said it first. [livejournal.com profile] schiarire reminded me that it probably needed to be said again.

This is somewhere between an essay a tl;dr on the nature of America in comic books and the one reason not to see Iron Man. Come for one, stay for the other?

spoiler/length/philosophy cut )
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (iron man: funvee/humdrumvee)
I now have Tony/Rhodey in three places on my profile; this is like an addiction. I keep writing them in ways that make sense to only three people, too. (Click that first link. [livejournal.com profile] sotto_voice and [livejournal.com profile] shati ROCK.)

So here is one that will make marginally more sense, even if it is still short and plotless. Five Things Other People Don't Need To Know, brief, Tony/Rhodey.

wingman/genius; funvee/humdrumvee; flying machine/flying machine )
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (iron man: tony stark)
I don't usually post these but the results of this one were kind of ... amazing. From [livejournal.com profile] coppertone!

List your twelve favorite characters for a fandom, in order. Then answer the questions.

This fandom is a little complicated. Movieverse!Marvel ... only not when I don't like the movie version. Then I shamelessly steal from comics canon. A tried and true method! (This is the only reason Amadeus Cho is not in here, though. As number one.)

1. Tony Stark
2. James Rhodes
3. Pepper Potts
4. Peter Parker
5. Doc Ock
6. Kurt Wagner
7. Erik Lensherr
8. Ben Grimm
9. Hank McCoy
10. Nick Fury
11. Mystique
12. Bruce Banner

if you have to read one, read the last one )
nextian: From below, a woman and a flock of birds. (Default)
You know, I thought there just wasn't much Iron Man fic out there yet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Fine, if fandom is going to be a predictable set of douchewads and if [livejournal.com profile] pushingmetaphor hasn't written the definitive work yet, here is my 2:00 AM attempt.

Tony/Rhodey, I am not even bothering to word count this shit but it's probably shorter than this disclaimer, let's just entitle it "HOTT!!: an excerpt from the sex videos you totally know Tony Stark makes in surround sound with annotations."

cut for spoilers and porn! )

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