... I'm sorry. If you
don't want me to think you ship Holmes/Watson,
don't start your adaptation of the Adventure of the Devil's Foot with Holmes and Watson at Cornwall at the end of Holmes' career,
quoting Tristan und Isolde:"So let us die and never part,
together for the rest of time,
No more waking, no more fearing,
nameless, endless, loving, sharing,
existing only in each other,
wrapped in love and death and darkness."WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
ETA: OH MY GOD IS THIS JUST A STRAIGHT-UP HOLMES/WATSON HURT/COMFORT ANGSTY
SONGFIC. I THINK IT IS. OH GOD THIS IS GOING TO END WITH HOLMES SADLY MOVING TO SUSSEX. I'M DESTROYED IN ADVANCE.
ETA2: Well, they've officially outgayed
Katie Forsythe again.
ETA3: I'm not really sure I can listen to the end of His Last Bow without crying. I'm not really sure I can listen to the beginning of His Last Bow without crying. Ten fucking years, Holmes?!
ETA4: Ten years because you were worried you were putting your bf in danger and you thought the magic had gone out of those once miraculous fingers, Holmes? Ten years which culminate in you admitting that at least one reason you don't like the stories is that Watson "doesn't do himself justice"? AND THEN THEY BREAK UP? BERT COULES, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A TALK.