|Emma (nextian) wrote,|
@ 2005-05-01 07:35 pm UTC
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1.) You and a friend are trapped in the savanna. Your friend's legs are broken, or he/she is otherwise incapacitated. At this very moment, an enraged rabid rhino is speeding towards your friend at top rhino speed, from ten yards away. What do you do? You are in no wise allowed to take this question seriously.
I would dance to distract it, possibly the macarena. What wild rampaging rhino could resist the macarena? The answer is NO wild rampaging rhino. Clearly it would halt and begin to express its good will. Possibly it would join me in the Electric Slide.
2.) You are an Evil Villain/Overlord. Describe your evil takeover plot. Extra points for descriptions of your motives, your lair, and Evil Aliases.
Basically, the first thing I would do is develop a drug like the Ovinator--a lethargy-inducing drug--and insert it into McDonald's, and and and then get my fun environmentalist friends to herd my sheep-people around America freeing all the rest of the cows. When America had been completely overrun with common farm animals, I would then step in and quell the panic with my mad political skillz, and negotiate with the cows to leave us alone, and thus get elected to high public office. Once there, I would transfer the entire national budget to science and education, and leave everyone else to fend for themselves. I would also turn the entire country of Switzerland into my secret lair, because really, how much is too much when you're an evil overlord? My Evil Alias would be umumum Jane Brody, because who can believe evil of someone named Jane Brody? I can't. But I WOULD BE SO EVIL THERE WOULD BE NO WORDS.
...This comment took a turn somewhere into the special crack. *fends you off with a masticated duck*
3.) What animal would you be? Because I never tire of this question, and would ask just about everyone I know if I had the chance.
If I could be any animal it would be a CAT because yay CATS. But--actually, if I actually was the animal I was most like, I would be a four-month-old kitten. If it was sitting still it would look quite dignified, see, but it's never sitting still, it's constantly running around and falling over things and getting the hang of its paws and tail and purring madly at everything and mewling for food even when it's not hungry and twitching if it has to sleep. Um, I didn't copy this from Aria at all.
4.) What ridiculous superpower would you like to have? Emphasis on "ridiculous."
I would be able to insert mental images into the minds of all! Such as, for merely an example, Rocky Horror Picture Show Lord Alden. In fishnet tights. And lipstick. And rouge. ...Without inflicting them on myself, because my mind just went *boink*.
5.) You have somehow become dictator of the world. Er, somehow. Who, and in what capacities, do you appoint to your ruling council?
[crosses out dictator, writes "Queen" in big shiny letters] Well, Anna gets the post of co-ruler of the world, as, well, we had it worked out, and winterwolfsong is director of pointy things, and mumuchan is our Evil Advisor. After that: I dub thee, Sares, Assistant to the Queen Who Gets To Read All The Cool Books FIRST, and Purveyor of the Shiny Crack. Then, um, pretty much my entire friendspage gets the use of the pool. I would like Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett to come up with evil plots for me to perpetrate, though. They tend to do that.